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Title: Presnts
Fandom: Sailor Moon
Pairing (if applicable): Ami/Zoicite (Zory)
Rating: PG
Prompt: [ profile] shitennou_ai Advent Drabblender 05. The search for the perfect present.

A/N: Since it’s not entirely clear here, Ken and Jed are cousins.


"Sure, let’s get a present for Usagi. One problem - what the hell are we supposed to get her?" Jed asked. All three men regarded Ken with skepticism, once he had broached the topic. They all liked Usagi, but having met her only three weeks ago left them in a bit of a quandary.

"You’ve got a sister about her age. What would she want for Christmas?" Zory asked Jed.

"Condoms and weed, probably," Jed replied with a shrug.

Zory let out a squawk. "Jed!"

Nico looked to Ken, who didn’t even flinch at the statement. Ken shrugged. "Probably true," he said blandly.

"Nico, you have a sister," Zory said.

"She’s six. She likes unicorns and glitter," Nico replied.

Ken sighed, scratching out a few things he had written on the piece of scrap paper in front of him. "Well, Jupiter-"

"Lita," Nico corrected.

"-Allegedly brought us cookies," Ken continued, shooting a dark look at Jed, who grinned unrepentantly. "She might be open to helping us."

"But, we don’t know where she lives or what her number is. Plus, Mamoru’s in an exam all day," Nico pointed out.

Jed laughed. "And we can’t ask Mina cause Ken was a dipshit and insulted her last weekend."

"I did not," Ken protested.

"You kind of did," Zory replied, giving him a pat on the arm.

"Rei is definitely out," Jed added.

"Hey, guys-" Zory said.

"We can always try calling Kimberly," Ken commented, referring to Jed’s sister.

"Guys-" Zory said.

"We are not calling Kim," Jed protested.

"Well, what has Mamoru told us about Usagi?" Nico said, trying to be reasonable.

"She likes rabbits, food, shiny things, and arcade games," Ken replied, reading off his list.

"Or we could call Ami," Zory said, holding up his phone and giving it a little shake.

"Why didn’t you just say that," Jed replied. Zory turned and slugged him.


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