Fic: In and Out

[starrika]

"In and Out"
Embry imprints. One problem: he's gay.


“I can’t believe this happened,” Embry moaned.

“Dude, no sympathy. Need I remind you how old Claire is?” Quil’s voice drifted over to him from his spot a few yards away.

“Yeah, but she’s at least the right gender.”

“Does this mean we get a break from your freaky dreams about Seth? Leah’s about ready to kill you, by the way. Seth’s started asking her what it’s like to kiss a guy. She’s threatening to put her next Marlboro out on your face,” Quil told him.

“I hate you,” Embry said sulkily.

They sat in silence for a few moments. “So, does it? Did the freaky werewolf magic save you from the gay?” Quil couldn’t fully muffle his snicker.

“No,” Embry mumbled. “But Sarah says she’d try a threesome.”

“What?! Oh man, Leah is going to murder you.”

“Not if I don’t phase,” Embry said stubbornly.

Quil snickered. “That only works until you corrupt her baby brother and he phases.”

Embry groaned. “Okay. It’s official. I hate absolutely everything about being a werewolf.”

Comments

[artemischan.livejournal.com]

**sniggers** That's friggin' hilarious, dear. Looking at this, I actually think that Seth and Embry would be kind of cute together! But really, this whole situation is too funny.